Always Batya

Got this email from Howie Lindsey, Director of Online Operations for the Louisville Sports Report. I was really excited thinking the email was in reference to the Louisvillle Cardinals. GO CARDS!

Here's the email:

We're No. 2 in the pre-season poll. Click the link

Preseason Poll


So, I clicked on the Poll link, and had to laugh because it wasn't talking football. I emailed Howie back about how wrong that was (man, are we living in a redneck state, or what).

Here was Howie's response:

We're not sure who will be favored in the contest between us and West Virginia. They were picked No. 1 in the preseason poll by four out of five dentists.

"We're just going to have to take this one tooth at a time and stay focused on winning the national championship," toothless wonder Jethro "Tullie" Williams said. "We know we have the talent, it is all about execution and focus."

Leading the charge for Kentucky this season will be the dynamic tandem of Wanda Sue Parker, a self-described independent interior design consultant and masseuse, and Randy Pittman, a Vine Grove, Ky. resident and part-time carnival worker. Parker, a stalwart on defense, has refused to get false teeth for three seasons now. Pittman, Kentucky's offensive genius in the battle for tooth loss, has been in more barfights and 'throwdowns at the fair' than any other competitor in the nation over the last six months.

"Hey, I was just standing there - minding my own business. I didn't say a dang word to them boys and they gets all up in my face and stuff," Pittman said when asked about his most recent fight which netted 18 teeth including seven molars.


I've said it before, and I'll say it again. Howie Lindsey is the funniest man I actually know in person. If you don't read the Louisville Sports Report, or ever visit the website, www.cardinalsports.com, you are missing out!! Thanks, Howie, for making my Friday EVEN BETTER! 30 days until the Cats have their first loss of the season. GO CARDS!

posted by Jodi @ 12:50 PM