The Bible Experience
Finally! Actors, musicians, and other influentials using their God-given talents to spread the gospel:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/12322709/site/newsweek/from/ET/Although Denzel should not have been allowed to read anything from Song of Solomon - talk about causing a girl to stumble! That ain't right!
This is for all the kiddies of the 80's and 90's who grew up on 'yo momma' jokes. And thank you Wilmer Valderrama, for single-handedly bringing that back.
Ok, the jacklegs (that includes me) in my office have a new thing, or I should say, a retro thing. And I'm pretty sure I started it. Dang. Every time someone asks a question, no matter what the subject matter, serious or not, they get the same answer...your mom. And you would not believe how funny that can be sometimes...and I'm not talking dirty, you gutter rats. Next time someone asks you a stupid question at work, answer with this - "Your mom." The looks you get will be hilarious. Just make sure their mom is still alive, not in jail, not crippled with a dibilitating disease...you get the picture - crucial information to have before busting out a 'your mom' on them. And if you know their moms' first name, EVEN BETTER. Poor Barb has had more jokes on her in the last two week than the law should allow, but she's cool, so she'd probably think its' funny.
And if you do have a good 'your mom', please feel free to post it in comments. Now it's on to come up with really funny ones with my team and good ole IWU.
Got this email from Howie Lindsey, Director of Online Operations for the Louisville Sports Report. I was really excited thinking the email was in reference to the Louisvillle Cardinals. GO CARDS!
Here's the email:
We're No. 2 in the pre-season poll. Click the link
Preseason PollSo, I clicked on the Poll link, and had to laugh because it wasn't talking football. I emailed Howie back about how wrong that was (man, are we living in a redneck state, or what).
Here was Howie's response:
We're not sure who will be favored in the contest between us and West Virginia. They were picked No. 1 in the preseason poll by four out of five dentists.
"We're just going to have to take this one tooth at a time and stay focused on winning the national championship," toothless wonder Jethro "Tullie" Williams said. "We know we have the talent, it is all about execution and focus."
Leading the charge for Kentucky this season will be the dynamic tandem of Wanda Sue Parker, a self-described independent interior design consultant and masseuse, and Randy Pittman, a Vine Grove, Ky. resident and part-time carnival worker. Parker, a stalwart on defense, has refused to get false teeth for three seasons now. Pittman, Kentucky's offensive genius in the battle for tooth loss, has been in more barfights and 'throwdowns at the fair' than any other competitor in the nation over the last six months.
"Hey, I was just standing there - minding my own business. I didn't say a dang word to them boys and they gets all up in my face and stuff," Pittman said when asked about his most recent fight which netted 18 teeth including seven molars.I've said it before, and I'll say it again. Howie Lindsey is the funniest man I actually know in person. If you don't read the Louisville Sports Report, or ever visit the website,
www.cardinalsports.com, you are missing out!! Thanks, Howie, for making my Friday EVEN BETTER! 30 days until the Cats have their first loss of the season. GO CARDS!
Do you know anyone stationed in Iraq? Anywhere else in the world on active duty? I've stumbled across a great way to send them encouragement! If you click
here you can pick out a Thank You card to be sent to a soldier. Go ahead, make their day!
