This is for all the kiddies of the 80's and 90's who grew up on 'yo momma' jokes. And thank you Wilmer Valderrama, for single-handedly bringing that back.
Ok, the jacklegs (that includes me) in my office have a new thing, or I should say, a retro thing. And I'm pretty sure I started it. Dang. Every time someone asks a question, no matter what the subject matter, serious or not, they get the same answer...your mom. And you would not believe how funny that can be sometimes...and I'm not talking dirty, you gutter rats. Next time someone asks you a stupid question at work, answer with this - "Your mom." The looks you get will be hilarious. Just make sure their mom is still alive, not in jail, not crippled with a dibilitating disease...you get the picture - crucial information to have before busting out a 'your mom' on them. And if you know their moms' first name, EVEN BETTER. Poor Barb has had more jokes on her in the last two week than the law should allow, but she's cool, so she'd probably think its' funny.
And if you do have a good 'your mom', please feel free to post it in comments. Now it's on to come up with really funny ones with my team and good ole IWU.
Wednesday, August 23, 2006
"Batya" in Hebrew means Daughter of God. In everything, at all times, I know that God is my Father, and I am His daughter. I am fortunate that I can count on my earthly father, but my Heavenly Father is who I am made to glorify. My goal is to glorify Him in all I do. Hopefully, this is an extension of that. It will be a rambling journey of info, jokes, stories, teachings, etc., that I am passing along from others. Occasionally, I'll include something that is authored by me. :)
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This question just reminds me how shallow and selfish I am - I'll take a pass.
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1 Comments:
I've been answering Christy with "your Mom" responses forever. It's funniest when the answer really is "your Mom" and she doesn't believe me. Like..."did anyone call?".."yeah"..."who?"..."YOUR MOM"..."seriously...did anyone call?"..."yeah"..."who?"..."YOUR MOM".
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